My Really Young Days

When I was real young, we lived around Mobile. Daddy worked for the Shipyards.

Another place we lived was Old Alabama Town. Now, I've been told this. We lived in a house that set up off the ground. I would get a spoon and crawl under the house and eat dirt. Now how gross can you get? Well, read on.

When company came over and the grown-ups were playing games, I would crawl under the table and lick the bottom of their shoes. I also enjoyed licking the screens on the window.

I have grossed you out enough, so I will say good night.